Kid Nothing: An awkward attempt at being human
i can’t wait to start living full time… i just can’t fucking wait.
so when i was surfing facebook on my phone before my train got there, the last two status updates i read were “i don’t mind dry toast.” and “i wish i had Michelle Obama’s arms tho.” right before my phone died. each status was posted by separate people and i thought about what set of circumstances would lead to the two sentences being used in succession. this was my train ride’s result.
Has anyone ever told you that you are kind of an asshole? No like really though. Why do you think no one drinks with you anymore? Anyway, if you could stop being “so real” all the time, people wouldn’t leave you so quickly. We really do want to love you, but your sense of humor fucking sucks.
Sometimes i want to scream and yell at people for not only expressing their views on gender. It especially makes me mad when i call people out on compartmentalizing entire groups of people passively based on their assigned gender.
Last night, i hung out with an old friend and her friends. They kept commenting on me being the “only man” in the group. Also, i know shouldn’t complain about compliments but they kept talking about how good of a man i am… It was weird…
I kinda wish i was fucking dead…
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
K I’M DONE NOW BYE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Get atcho boy
(Source: jhermann, via joseanything)